geminihoneybee:

So, apparently, my girlfriend doesn’t think she’s cute or attractive at all.
So, for you viewing pleasure, a collection of things to prove her wrong.
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She reminded me the other night of this post.  Thought I’d go ahead and remind everyone else of it too.

posted: 10 hours ago
rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound









Funny thing is, Christopher Lee played Dracula in the Hammer films.

What else has Dracula as a main character?  Well, let’s turn to gaming this time.  How about… Castlevania?

In the games, you fight tons of recognizable horror characters, like Frankenstein’s Monster, Medusa, Wolfman, etc.  But, who is almost ALWAYS the second to last boss, and Dracula’s closest friend?

Yyyyyyyyyyyyep.  Death himself works for Dracula.
And to hammer the point home further, what pun did they make at the end credits of the first game for the casting of Dracula in the game?

So, Christopher Lee being buddies with Death?Not so implausible.

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

Funny thing is, Christopher Lee played Dracula in the Hammer films.

What else has Dracula as a main character?  Well, let’s turn to gaming this time.  How about… Castlevania?

In the games, you fight tons of recognizable horror characters, like Frankenstein’s Monster, Medusa, Wolfman, etc.  But, who is almost ALWAYS the second to last boss, and Dracula’s closest friend?

Yyyyyyyyyyyyep.  Death himself works for Dracula.

And to hammer the point home further, what pun did they make at the end credits of the first game for the casting of Dracula in the game?

So, Christopher Lee being buddies with Death?
Not so implausible.

(Source: zingari-mun)

posted: 17 hours ago

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

posted: 17 hours ago
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princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

To everyone who thinks this is going to just be about two people in love… well, much like most of Ghibli’s movies… it’s not going to be so cut and dry, if it follows the book as closely as it looks like it will.

posted: 1 day ago

The Worst Spongebob I’ve Ever Made

He slaps her ass hard and swift.
She moans out, “Daddy….”
He whispers back, sensually…
"No… this is Patrick…"

phantomrose96:

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters

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Oh, you mean Supernatural?
Oh yeah… I fuckin’ went there.

posted: 6 days ago
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posted: 3 weeks ago

demonscar-recklessabandon:

Pretty much every session of D&D ever

God, this was me playing Super Dungeon Explore with my brother last night.  It took us 4 hours to play a 3 hero game, which SHOULD have take 1 hour, maybe and hour and a half.

(Source: dahlicious)

posted: 4 weeks ago
radglawr:

senpaibowie:

why he look so sad

Bcause he just shut his wife and several others in with a lethal amount of radiation.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

radglawr:

senpaibowie:

why he look so sad

Bcause he just shut his wife and several others in with a lethal amount of radiation.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

(Source: zenigata)

posted: 4 weeks ago
wheredoievengetthisstuff:

So I met this really awesome cosplayer at acen. I’ve only seen two of their cosplays but they all seem and sound really really good. Like I don’t think I’m conveying correctly just how good at cosplay they are
It’s kind of hard to tell but not only did they make the entire thing themselves (er, sans boots I think) but they paid a lot of attention to detail and meticulously made the trim. The cuffs are really awesome, and they attached each of the little beads by hand.
They were complaining that not enough people appreciated the costume, so I asked if, in that case, I could take a picture. Then they made me promise to post it to tumblr (um, so sorry if it’s kinda late)

That’s Mikayla/PrincessMikachu, who was also cosplaying as Mituna and Condesce at Acen.

wheredoievengetthisstuff:

So I met this really awesome cosplayer at acen. I’ve only seen two of their cosplays but they all seem and sound really really good. Like I don’t think I’m conveying correctly just how good at cosplay they are

It’s kind of hard to tell but not only did they make the entire thing themselves (er, sans boots I think) but they paid a lot of attention to detail and meticulously made the trim. The cuffs are really awesome, and they attached each of the little beads by hand.

They were complaining that not enough people appreciated the costume, so I asked if, in that case, I could take a picture. Then they made me promise to post it to tumblr (um, so sorry if it’s kinda late)

That’s Mikayla/PrincessMikachu, who was also cosplaying as Mituna and Condesce at Acen.



Eurythmics VS The White Stripes | "Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army"

headlikealamb:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

wat. why would you

(Source: skeppsbrott-archive)

posted: 1 month ago
jradgex:

Skyler trying to Skype…

I HAVE BECOME THE GLITCH!!!

jradgex:

Skyler trying to Skype…

I HAVE BECOME THE GLITCH!!!

posted: 1 month ago

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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posted: 1 month ago
IM SORRY YOU DONT HAVE FOWL BALLS YOU HAVE WONDERFUL BALLS *cries in corner*
Anonymous

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY BALLS, WONDERFUL AS THEY MAY BE?!

posted: 1 month ago
You have foul balls.
Anonymous

You have betrayed me for the last time…

posted: 1 month ago