The Worst Spongebob I’ve Ever Made

He slaps her ass hard and swift.
She moans out, “Daddy….”
He whispers back, sensually…
"No… this is Patrick…"

phantomrose96:

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters

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Oh, you mean Supernatural?
Oh yeah… I fuckin’ went there.

posted: 2 days ago
plays

posted: 3 weeks ago

demonscar-recklessabandon:

Pretty much every session of D&D ever

God, this was me playing Super Dungeon Explore with my brother last night.  It took us 4 hours to play a 3 hero game, which SHOULD have take 1 hour, maybe and hour and a half.

(Source: dahlicious)

posted: 3 weeks ago
radglawr:

senpaibowie:

why he look so sad

Bcause he just shut his wife and several others in with a lethal amount of radiation.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

radglawr:

senpaibowie:

why he look so sad

Bcause he just shut his wife and several others in with a lethal amount of radiation.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

(Source: zenigata)

posted: 3 weeks ago
wheredoievengetthisstuff:

So I met this really awesome cosplayer at acen. I’ve only seen two of their cosplays but they all seem and sound really really good. Like I don’t think I’m conveying correctly just how good at cosplay they are
It’s kind of hard to tell but not only did they make the entire thing themselves (er, sans boots I think) but they paid a lot of attention to detail and meticulously made the trim. The cuffs are really awesome, and they attached each of the little beads by hand.
They were complaining that not enough people appreciated the costume, so I asked if, in that case, I could take a picture. Then they made me promise to post it to tumblr (um, so sorry if it’s kinda late)

That’s Mikayla/PrincessMikachu, who was also cosplaying as Mituna and Condesce at Acen.

wheredoievengetthisstuff:

So I met this really awesome cosplayer at acen. I’ve only seen two of their cosplays but they all seem and sound really really good. Like I don’t think I’m conveying correctly just how good at cosplay they are

It’s kind of hard to tell but not only did they make the entire thing themselves (er, sans boots I think) but they paid a lot of attention to detail and meticulously made the trim. The cuffs are really awesome, and they attached each of the little beads by hand.

They were complaining that not enough people appreciated the costume, so I asked if, in that case, I could take a picture. Then they made me promise to post it to tumblr (um, so sorry if it’s kinda late)

That’s Mikayla/PrincessMikachu, who was also cosplaying as Mituna and Condesce at Acen.



Eurythmics VS The White Stripes | "Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army"

headlikealamb:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

wat. why would you

(Source: skeppsbrott-archive)

posted: 1 month ago
jradgex:

Skyler trying to Skype…

I HAVE BECOME THE GLITCH!!!

jradgex:

Skyler trying to Skype…

I HAVE BECOME THE GLITCH!!!

posted: 1 month ago

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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posted: 1 month ago
IM SORRY YOU DONT HAVE FOWL BALLS YOU HAVE WONDERFUL BALLS *cries in corner*
Anonymous

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY BALLS, WONDERFUL AS THEY MAY BE?!

posted: 1 month ago
You have foul balls.
Anonymous

You have betrayed me for the last time…

posted: 1 month ago
pastterminallycapricious:

geminihoneybee seee!!! Teach me how to Gamzee like you!!!

Your message has been received.  And I will help you, if you’d like.

pastterminallycapricious:

geminihoneybee seee!!! Teach me how to Gamzee like you!!!

Your message has been received.  And I will help you, if you’d like.

posted: 1 month ago

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."
posted: 1 month ago
posted: 1 month ago
OMG OMG YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! total headcannon latula!!!!!
kitkat-vantas-15

Hell yea she is!
And I’m sure she’ll just loooooove that prasie :3

posted: 1 month ago